So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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