The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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