i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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