It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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