No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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