so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Randomize
