I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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