you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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