Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I stole a fireplace last night.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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