Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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