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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?

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  not the response he usually gets im sure.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you

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• (850): View more from Florida

  you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment

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  Personally I think it's a tremendous investment

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off

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• (936): View more from Texas

  There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.

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  Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?

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  Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating

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