What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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