Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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