i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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