It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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