But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
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this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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