Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
