he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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