He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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