she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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