Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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