just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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