So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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