Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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