so explain again why im purple
no
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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