I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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