One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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