Where is the hickey?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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