i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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