Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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