Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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