Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
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Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
That's how pantless uber rides happen
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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