you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
my nose is crying tears of wow.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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