TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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