hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
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I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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