You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
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True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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