she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.