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Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.

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(847): Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called. http://tfl.nu/lgas

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?

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(412): Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went? http://tfl.nu/2c9n

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be

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(717): This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be http://tfl.nu/0ihg

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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.

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(210): I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper. http://tfl.nu/rcv4

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.

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(859): I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding. http://tfl.nu/b0qx

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(302): View more from Delaware

I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night

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(302): I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night http://tfl.nu/y9ju

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.

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(336): I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math. http://tfl.nu/wo9g

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(805): View more from California

Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?

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and why are they spooning a flamingo?

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they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.

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(805): Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor? (805): and why are they spooning a flamingo? (714): they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice. http://tfl.nu/n0m3

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(816): View more from Missouri

Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.

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(816): Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays. http://tfl.nu/c3h2

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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.

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(720): She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship. http://tfl.nu/wvbn

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(636): View more from Missouri

That dog was the best thing i ever touched

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(636): That dog was the best thing i ever touched http://tfl.nu/rr6d

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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying

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(401): you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying http://tfl.nu/yu84

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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks

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Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down

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(248): The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks (248): Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down http://tfl.nu/3xjk

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(503): View more from Oregon

That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...

(541): View more from Oregon

Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.

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(503): That's always how I imagine things at your apartment... (541): Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here. http://tfl.nu/wx1r

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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.

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(661): You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint. http://tfl.nu/10tx

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