it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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