I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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