I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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