He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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