apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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