He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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