They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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