sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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