no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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