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Puke
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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