the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
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I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
He's a Shit stain on my heart
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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