Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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