Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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