I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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