All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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