worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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