you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
