Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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