I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
