got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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