I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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