The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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