I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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